problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

(Source: barretweed, via greeneyedmonster353)

badhomestuckcosplay:

You know what really annoys me more than anything else?  Bad Homestuck cosplay.  I mean seriously, if you’re going to cosplay a character, at least take the effort not to make it completely half-assed!  Like look at this asshole right here.  This has to be the worst Sollux cosplay I’ve seen in my life.  I’m willing to bet that this guy hasn’t even read Homestuck.  It just pisses me off to no end.


No one tell him

badhomestuckcosplay:

You know what really annoys me more than anything else?  Bad Homestuck cosplay.  I mean seriously, if you’re going to cosplay a character, at least take the effort not to make it completely half-assed!  Like look at this asshole right here.  This has to be the worst Sollux cosplay I’ve seen in my life.  I’m willing to bet that this guy hasn’t even read Homestuck.  It just pisses me off to no end.

No one tell him

(via senpaijadeharley)

earlgreytea68:

huntandshout:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle

Unless you’re writing crack. If you’re writing crack, make it one of your goals to include all of these in your fic.

Important writing advice. 

(via striderhousehole)