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  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
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rosymaplemoth:

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ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

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leehasthekeyy:

Getting real sick of your bullshit at this auction guys

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everythingstuck:

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AS A TEENAGE TROLLBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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adorablesleep:

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nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

what

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